Whe W Las Lef Ou Heroe...
It started as a simple typo... it ended 2 hours later.

Graeme: brb
me: me too
Graeme: bac
me: bac
Graeme: shi
me: h h
Graeme: wonde ho lon w ca kee thi u
me: i onl w ha someon t anno wit thi
Graeme: ca thin o someon wh migh enjo thi . O hat i.
Sonja has joined
Graeme: ther
me: h sonj
Graeme: yo suc sonj
me: that' bette. what' u, sonj?
Graeme: she' bus lookin fo a wit a accen o i
me: o, ca yo eve d tha?
me: tha too m whil t ge
Graeme: wel it' i wor documen
me: o. leavin spac fo singl characte i prett confusin
Graeme: kno
me: wh doesn' sh us th characte ma?
me: yo ca cop fro ther
Graeme: she' go ma compute
Graeme: no sur exactl ho thing wor ther
me: righ. stupi mac
Graeme: sh foun i no
me: o goo
Graeme: me
me: s wil sh tal no?
Graeme: don' thin she' realize tha she' bee invite t thi cha
me: s thi entir conversatio wa wast o tim?
me: lik usua?
Graeme: prett muc , yea
me: jus checkin
Graeme: sh jus foun i
me: h h
Graeme: sh jus calle u insan
me: m? wha abou yo?
Sonja: o h eve mor insan
Graeme: rea wha wrot agai. sai u, no yo
me: whoop
me: should'v know bette
Sonja: he gar
me: h sonj, ho wa you weeken?
Graeme: didn' understan th on thin sonj sai, i wa poo gramma
Sonja: fuc of graem
me: yeah, shithea
me: thi i fu
me: no yo hav t lear ho t spea lik thi
me: o'wicentowic rule!
Sonja: h h
me: b th wa, sonj, awesom batma phot
Graeme: w nee a ar motio fo thi ne wa o sayin o'wicentowic rule no
Graeme: tha wa m suggestio
me: ts ts
me: agree
me: w nee t lear ho t sa i i sig languag, s dea peopl ca enjo i als
Sonja: he understoo tha!
me: probabl involve th middl finge someho
Graeme: wa jus writin tha!!!!
me: dammi
Sonja: tha coul wor, wil practic tha
me: coo
me: yo kno what' goo son? "Wh ar yo, Defender o th Univers?" b th Dear
Sonja: graem onl on her, hav t practic o hi
me: wel, ou mo alread doe
me: ho wa you weeken, sonj?
Graeme: whe she' sobe tha i
me: s... neve?
Sonja: poo mam double
Graeme: exactl
Graeme: coul yo actuall se he givin anyon th finge?
me: h h, no reall
Sonja: t answe you questio gar, m weeken wa reall goo
Sonja: ho wa your?
Graeme: don' tal t hi sonj, he'l onl tal bac
me: ful o up an down. som reall goo part, som reall frustratin part
Graeme: an yo wan t sto tha viciou cycl no
Sonja: m to, al th part ha t tal t graem wer frustratin
Graeme: o, ra int pet sawye an tin dance a bp' o saturda, e?
me: to lat
me: yea, h tol m tha. wa gonn mee u wit the late, bu the wen t a countr ba downtow
Graeme: yea, oi cit roadhous
Graeme: wha di yo en u doin thi weeken
Graeme: airin ou you underwea ove th fres ai intak fo building
me: n, usuall wai unti it' fort degree celciu wit 100 humidit for tha
me: me u wit jacqui an loui, an war wa i tow.
me: sa th movi "bucke lis"
Graeme: wa i an goo?
me: i wa alrigh, thoug hele love i. laughe an crie th whol wa throug. war, o th othe han, fel aslee a on poin
Graeme: h h
me: h h
me: prett funn
Graeme: no surprisinl
Graeme: yo crie i i?
me: i fulfille th requiremen: i i ha morga freema, wil blubbe lik bab
Graeme: fo som reaso, i i ha an blac gu yo cr lik bab
me: wel, tha extend t rea lif, reall
me: wha di yo ge u t thi weeken?
Graeme: sonj an ar makin sur t watc ever me brook movi
Graeme: we'v see robi hoo an spaceball s fa
Graeme: blazin saddle an youn frankenstei ar nex o th lis
me: that' weeken wel spen
Graeme: i sonj wasn' ther, it' b reall goo weeken
me: h h
Sonja: bastar, ha t eras th nic thin wa gonn writ
Graeme: bullshi
me: wel, a leas ther wasn' muc t writ
Sonja: tru, didn' hav t eras muc
Graeme: yo tw ar bot bitche
me: fuc of
Sonja: wel sai gar
me: i cam fro th hear
Graeme: hat yo bot
Graeme: you col, cholestero-fille hear
Sonja: wai, yo tal abou gar no righ?
me: ye. i h wer referrin t you hear, h would'v use word lik 'blac, blac, bitte hear'
Sonja: fric, suc a gramma
Sonja: oo tha hurt
Graeme: h h
me: o mak referenc t you lac thereo
me: graem?
Graeme: wha?
Graeme: I' no th on wh suck grandm
Sonja: e gros
Sonja: no wha mean!
me: i' confuse no
Graeme: Sonja: fric, suc a gramma
Graeme: oo tha hurt
me: i anyon els gettin a headach fro doin thi?
Sonja: ye
Graeme: that' caus yo bot ar stupi
me: talkin t graem, tha i
Sonja: jus goin t sa tha!
me: grea mind, yo kno
Graeme: d yo ge th grandm jok ye, gar?
me: n
me: althoug mos o you joke suc, s it' n surpis
Graeme: bu yo ar prett retarde, s m havin t explai th jok i n surpris eithe
sonj sai: "fric, suc a gramma"
me: righ
Graeme: "...suc a gramma"
Sonja: sa i ou lou
Graeme: =suc grandm
me: hmm....
me: coul yo typ i slowe, pleas?
Graeme: n, bu thin w shoul thin abou gettin yo thos hooke o phonic book agai
me: stil hav the, proppin u th couc
Sonja: o... though yo sai yo wan t ge hi hooker ou o th phon boo agai
Graeme: yea, thos ar proppin u th televisio
me: th smel i terribl
Graeme: that' hele
me: he! hele ma smel, bu sh doe no smel lik pil o dea hooker
me: thi i goin o m blo, thin
Graeme: h h
Graeme: wh don' yo jus emai i t loga, he' th onl on wh eve read i anywa
me: an mo
me: an an stalker ma hav
me: loga no include
me: s muc fo gettin wor don tonigh
Graeme: yea, m to
me: i wa wort i
Sonja: wha d yo mea, w al learne ne languag toda
me: englis?
Sonja: graeme' no quit ther ye, bu he'l ge i soo
me: that' wha they'v bee sayin fo year
Graeme: comin fro th america, tha reall hur
me: h h
me: i' gonn sho thi t hele, an se ho muc o i sh ca rea
Graeme: sho he regula conversatio, you'l ge th sam resul
me: craz gibberis
Sonja: i' reall worrie abou mysel becaus ca rea i...
me: yea, that' sig
me: soo you'l b sayin o'wicentowic rule
me: that' termina
Sonja: h h no likel
me: terminall awesom!
Sonja: h h
me: i'v bee waitin seve year t sa tha
Sonja: prou da fo yo an yo famil
me: that' stor fo th grandkid
Graeme: he' kiddin sonj, there' la tha say tha h can' hav an childre
Graeme: o wicento-spaw a the ar calle
Sonja: than go
me: wha th la an th FD don' kno, can' hur the
Graeme: FD?
me: perhap woul infor whateve governmen agenc deal wit livestoc
me: Foo an Dru Administratio
Graeme: that' wha w though
me: ar yo bot i th sam roo?
Graeme: yea, es bac offic
Graeme: gettin homewor don
me: s instea o talkin t eac othe, yo jus gmai cha?
Graeme: jus lik ou famil a christma
Sonja: h h, it' bette thi wa
me: bu wit les booz
Sonja: yea, definitel no enoug booz her
me: it' eve bette bein te kilometer awa
Graeme: yea, g te kilometer awa sonj
me: g nort
me: s we'l b twent kilometer awa
Helen: "Wha th fuc!?"
me: sh go confuse o th fourt sentenc
Graeme: wo, sh mad i farthe the expecte
Sonja: no ba ide, mayb i'l g eve farthe s can' smel yo an mor gar
Helen: You'r al fuckin loser, sorr sonj didn' thin woul pu yo i th sam grou o o th sam leve a thes tw dimwit
me: tha sound lik a challeng, sonj
me: forge abou thi month' showe
Sonja: hele, don' worr- there' year o catchin u t ge t tha leve
Sonja: yo showe monthl no? that' a improvemen
me: no reall, sonj. jus spen mos o you tim watchin futuram and eatin cheeto, an you'l ge ther
me: cour-ordere
me: no m ide
me: plu, th petitio wa convincin
me: we'v almos bee doin thi fo a hou an hal
Sonja: h h, i' puttin thi o m resum a a thir languag
me: wicentowes?
me: what' th secon languag?
Sonja: thi mus b a dialec o wicentowes
me: where' graem g?
Sonja: spanis
me: qu?
Sonja: tak a lea
me: a
me: hav tol yo ho muc hat tha fucke?
me: s muc
Sonja: h h, tel m mor
me: wel, ha h show yo hi 'm littl pon' porcelai plat collectio, ye?
me: caus that' ful afternoo righ ther
me: o hi collectio o shirt wit unicorn flyin throug spac fro aroun th worl?
Sonja: groa... i'l preten hav t sor sock o somethin instea
me: yea, it' easie jus t ge i ove wit, lik rippin of lon, irritatin bandag
Sonja: wh don' h eve wea the t schoo?
me: o he wil neve wea the
me: to valuabl
Graeme: peopl jus don' understan th beaut ther i behin th shirt
me: that' anothe hou conversatio righ ther
Sonja: jee, goo thin we'r o brea
me: yea
Sonja: hele stil readin th conversatio?
me: na, sh lef
me: on of he friend ha crapp da, s sh wen t g ea ic crea wit he
Sonja: o that' nic o he
Sonja: plu, fre ic crea!
me: ye
me: mor th ic crea tha anythin, thin
Sonja: mm
me: yo hav th whol wee of?
Sonja: yea, it' nic
Graeme: whic frien?
me: collee